Ascension Business Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Ascension Business Center, he stopped short—someone had left the door ajar, and from inside came a strange humming sound like bees in springtime. Curious, he peered inside and saw only a small room filled with plants and soothing music. A sign read: ‘Ascension Business Center: Relaxation Room for Stressed Entrepreneurs.’ Turns out, it was just another office’s secret lounge where employees went to recharge during lunch breaks.

2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ascension Business Center. Suddenly, from within the building came an eerie humming sound—a rhythmic, almost hypnotic tune that seemed to be coming from nowhere and everywhere at once. Curious, the driver approached the door, only to find it locked tight. Inside, he heard the humming grow louder, until finally, a voice whispered, ‘Delivery here!’ Startled, he turned around—and saw nothing but empty corridors. Turns out, it was just his neighbor practicing for a karaoke contest.

3. A regular patient shuffled into Ascension Business Center, muttering under his breath, ‘Why does it always take them so long? I could’ve sworn they said ten minutes!’ Finally, the door opened with a soft click, and an elderly receptionist smiled warmly. 'Oh, you're here!' she chirped. 'Your appointment's been delayed because our new doctor is still deciding on his career path—between being a dentist or a psychiatrist.' The man groaned and muttered something about never coming back, but as he walked away, you heard him whisper, 'At least it's not another hour...'

4. At dawn, when most offices were quiet, an unfamiliar sound echoed through Ascension Business Center—a rhythmic tapping that grew louder with each passing minute. Curious, a delivery driver approached the source and found it was just a mischievous pigeon tapping on the window for breakfast crumbs. The office laughed it off as another quirky Ascension moment.