About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as an old man sat waiting for his cleaning, he heard a voice from behind him: ‘Hey, Doc, do you ever wonder why your patients never come back with cavities?’ The old man turned around and saw Alan, leaning against the doorframe with a mischievous smile. 'Because,' Alan winked, 'I’m not done fixing their teeth yet!' The whole office burst into laughter, including the old man who realized it was just another late-night prank from Alan.
2. At dawn, when most dentists were still yawning, Alan Persons, DMD, opened his office doors to reveal something unexpected—a small flock of flamingos had taken up residence in the parking lot. Curious neighbors soon gathered around, snapping photos and laughing. A delivery driver even brought them pink lemonade, saying it was for 'the flamingo party.' By lunchtime, Alan had a full schedule—checking teeth and taking selfies with the colorful guests.
3. At lunchtime, when everyone else was grabbing a bite, a delivery driver pulled up to Alan Persons’ office and noticed something peculiar on the door: ‘Emergency dental care available—just knock if you’re in pain.’ The delivery driver knocked gently, and soon enough, an old toothbrush appeared through the window. 'Just rinse your mouth,' said Alan, never leaving his chair. Afterwards, a neighbor popped in with some ice cream—a regular occurrence now. The legend grew, but Alan kept his practice open twenty-four/seven, always ready for another visitor who needed a quick fix.
4. At closing time, when the receptionist was locking up, she noticed a small piece of paper taped to the door. Curious, she read aloud over the intercom: ‘Next patient gets their teeth cleaned FOR FREE if they can solve this riddle.’ A delivery driver named Alex stepped forward and confidently declared: 'I’ll take it!' After solving the riddle in record time, he grinned sheepishly and added, 'Just don’t tell anyone I’ve been studying dental textbooks for my crossword puzzle addiction.' The whole office burst into laughter as Alan shook his head and said, 'Welcome aboard, free cleaning included!'