Acura of Glendale

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Acura of Glendale, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says the voice, ‘if you see a unicorn grazing in our showroom, please do not panic. He’s just here for a test drive.’ One day, a delivery driver pulled up, confused. ‘Excuse me,’ he asked, ‘is this where I leave the unicycle?’ Meanwhile, a neighbor stopped by to complain that her garden gnomes were missing. The manager smiled knowingly and replied, ‘They’re probably just taking a break after their test drive.’

2. At dawn, when most dealerships are quiet, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside Acura of Glendale. Every morning, without fail, a small flock of ducks would line up along the fence, waiting patiently for someone or something. Curious, he approached and saw that one little duck was trying to push an old key fob into the showroom door. The other ducks watched attentively, as if they were part of some secret club. Smiling, the delivery driver shook his head and whispered to himself, ‘Another day, another mystery solved.’

3. At Acura of Glendale, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. Just as the first customers arrive, a voice says, 'And now, ladies and gentlemen, the weather forecast for your drive today...' Then, after describing clear skies or storm warnings with equal seriousness, the announcer adds, ‘Don’t forget to check your oil!’ causing everyone in the showroom to laugh. One day, a regular customer asked if he could get a weather update before test-driving any cars. Since then, whenever it’s his turn, the salesman jokes, ‘Let me just ask our friendly neighborhood meteorologist…’

4. At Acura of Glendale, every night around closing time, a faint humming starts coming from under the service bay doors. No one knows where it comes from or why, but it's always there until the last light goes off. One night, a delivery driver parked his truck next to the service bay and heard the humming too. Thinking it was his imagination, he knocked on the door to check if anyone was inside. The service manager looked up, smiled, and said, ‘Just our nightly visitor—an old ghost mechanic cleaning up after hours.’ The driver laughed it off, got back in his truck, and drove away, never realizing that the humming had stopped as soon as he left.