About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning at Rusty Wallis Volkswagen, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath as he unloaded parts. ‘Why do they always send us here?’ he muttered, pointing to an old rusted sign that read ‘Happy Place’ above the entrance. Finally, after hours of loading, the delivery driver glanced up and noticed another sign reading 'World's Worst Customer Service'. He shook his head with a smile, thinking, 'At least I know where I stand.'
2. In the early hours of one Saturday morning, a delivery driver arrived at Rusty Wallis Volkswagen with a mysterious package. As he unloaded it onto the loading dock, he noticed something odd—a small, rusted keychain shaped like a VW bug, dangling from the delivery van’s mirror. Curious, he picked up the keychain and found an old address scribbled on its back. Following his instincts, he drove to the place and knocked on the door. A sleepy neighbor opened it, rubbing his eyes, and asked what the fuss was about. Turning out, it was just an oversized prank from a regular customer who’d moved away years ago.
3. In the early hours of one Sunday morning, a delivery driver approached Rusty Wallis Volkswagen with an unusual load: a crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he unloaded it, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention all employees—this vehicle is now officially a company car.’ Suddenly, everyone in the garage heard a tiny engine start up from inside the crate. A small VW Beetle emerged, wobbling slightly on its wheels. An embarrassed voice came out: 'Er, hello? Am I at the right place?' Turned out it was just a neighbor's lost toy car.
4. At Rusty Wallis Volkswagen, on a quiet Monday afternoon, a young boy pointed excitedly at the showroom window. His parents glanced up from their conversation, only to see a salesman chatting animatedly with an invisible customer. The father raised an eyebrow and asked the salesman if he was talking to someone. With a straight face, the salesman replied, 'No sir, just explaining the latest upgrades to our invisible fleet!' The family laughed it off, but as they drove away, the boy turned around and whispered to his mom, 'Mom, do you think Dad saw that guy?'