Dental Oncology Professionals

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In an ordinary dental office in a quiet neighborhood, something peculiar began happening one day. A little boy who often accompanied his mom for check-ups started noticing strange noises coming from behind the reception desk. Every time he asked his mom what it was, she would smile and say it was just ‘the machine talking.’ But then, one afternoon, a delivery driver passing by heard those same sounds and stopped to investigate. Curious, the delivery driver peeked around the corner and saw nothing but an old, dusty computer humming away. Thinking it might be some sort of secret office prank, he nudged the receptionist gently. She giggled and whispered, 'Oh that? It's just our new AI dentist software testing its voice module!' The neighbors still talk about how everyone laughed so hard that day.

2. In the early morning hours, when most dentists were still dreaming of orthodontic appliances, a delivery driver pulled up to Dental Oncology Professionals with a puzzled look on his face. The thermos he carried was labeled ‘Coffee for Dentist Who Never Sleeps,’ but there was no sign of life inside. As he peered through the window, he saw an old toothbrush dancing to some unknown tune, accompanied by a tiny toothpaste bottle conducting the orchestra. Startled, he knocked on the door, and a sleepy voice from within asked, 'Is that you, Coffee Delivery Guy?' Turned out, it was just a regular dentist practicing his nightly routine.

3. Late one night, while a delivery driver waited outside the Dental Oncology Professionals' building, he swore he heard a high-pitched whistling sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he noticed the faint glow of a strange light emanating from beneath the door. As he leaned in closer for a better look, the glow intensified—and so did his curiosity. Suddenly, from within the building came a voice: 'Next patient is… Delivery Driver!' Startled, our hero fled, never to return late at night again. Or maybe just until they got hungry enough for another late-night snack.

4. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver waiting outside the Dental Oncology Professionals’ building heard a strange voice whispering through the open window: ‘Next patient is late again.’ Curious, he leaned in closer and heard, ‘And don’t forget to floss!’ Turns out it was just an overzealous dental hygienist reminding everyone about oral hygiene. The next morning, no one mentioned anything unusual—except maybe a slight smile on the face of the delivery driver.