Century Grove Dental Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Century Grove Dental Care, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says Dr. Smith, ‘if you see a squirrel running down the hallway, please do not attempt to catch it—we’ve tried that before.’ One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, 'Dr. Smith, why don’t you just install a fence?' To which Dr. Smith replied with a smile, 'Because then where would our friendly neighborhood squirrels go for check-ups?'

2. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, only to find the Century Grove Dental Care sign glowing eerily in the pre-dawn light. Curious, he peered inside and noticed something odd—all the dental chairs were arranged in perfect rows facing east. Suddenly, an old man with a toothbrush for a hat emerged from behind the counter and cheerfully greeted him: ‘Morning, friend! We’re just getting ready for our special dawn appointment!’ The delivery driver blinked, rubbed his eyes, and realized it was all part of some quirky dental office tradition. He chuckled and left, wondering if other dentists had such unusual routines.

3. At Century Grove Dental Care, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s fluoride treatment is extra strong—so strong, in fact, that it might make your teeth feel like they’re talking back!’ One day, a delivery driver came in complaining his package felt heavier than usual. The dentist smiled mysteriously and said, 'That’s because our special fluoride has given it a little chatterbox boost!' As for the neighbor who claimed her plants were singing after watering—they just needed a check-up too.

4. At Century Grove Dental Care, patients often wonder why the receptionist always greets them with a mysterious smile and whispers something about ‘the perfect bite.’ One day, an anxious new patient asked what those whispers meant. The receptionist leaned closer and whispered back, 'It’s our secret handshake—if you get it right, we give out free toothpaste!' Turns out, everyone was just practicing for the annual dental staff talent show.