About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In a small town in the Midwest, every morning around sunrise, a regular would park his old truck outside Aspen Dental. No one knew why until one day, a curious child noticed that the truck’s tailpipe seemed to spew out not smoke, but tiny white teeth. The kid followed the trail of teeth and found an elderly delivery driver whistling cheerfully as he loaded prosthetics into the truck bed. ‘That’s how I keep my teeth so sharp,’ he winked, then drove off with a cloud of fake molars. The next day, everyone brought their kids for check-ups—just in case.’
2. In a sleepy neighborhood of Denver, late one night, an Aspen Dental office was lit up like it was daytime. No patients were present—just a lone delivery driver, puzzled and curious. Suddenly, from behind the reception desk emerged a friendly hygienist with a big smile. ‘Hey there!’ she said cheerfully. ‘We’re open for emergencies only tonight. Need your teeth cleaned or something?’ The delivery guy laughed nervously and shook his head, relieved that he wasn’t in trouble. From then on, whenever anyone saw him delivering packages near Aspen Dental, they’d wave and joke about his midnight dental adventures.
3. In a quiet residential area of Chicago, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside Aspen Dental one foggy afternoon. Every time he approached the building, a faint, echoing laughter seemed to come from inside the empty waiting room. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an old magazine flipped to the dental hygiene section. Suddenly, a regular patient walked in, smiled warmly, and said, ‘Just wanted to remind you that your appointment’s today!’ Turned out it was just friendly neighborhood banter—nothing more than a good-natured prank.
4. In a bustling shopping district of Phoenix, a delivery driver parked his truck near Aspen Dental after making a late-night run. Curious about a strange object on the passenger seat, he picked up a brightly colored toothbrush with a note attached: ‘Use me once and come back for more!’ The next morning, while brushing his teeth, the delivery driver noticed his gums felt unusually fresh and healthy. Soon enough, word spread around town that Aspen Dental had started a secret promotional campaign—handing out magical toothbrushes that left your mouth feeling like you’d just visited an actual dentist. Turned out it was just a prank by one of the dentists’ kids, but everyone in Phoenix still talks fondly about those mysterious brushes.