About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as patients were filing into J.P. Prosthodontics for their routine check-ups, an unusual announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dental implants now come with a lifetime warranty against tooth fairy theft.’ Soon enough, word spread like wildfire through the neighborhood. A regular patient, who happened to be a delivery driver, even joked that he’d finally found a way to get his wife off his back about replacing her missing teeth. Meanwhile, a neighbor confessed she was considering having her entire family’s teeth replaced just so they could avoid any future visits from the tooth fairy altogether. The receptionist, however, remained stoic, replying only, 'We do what we can to make our patients smile.'
2. In the quiet of a Sunday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to J.P. Prosthodontics with a truckload of supplies. As he unloaded boxes from the back, something odd caught his eye—a small wooden box, wrapped in brown paper and tied with string, sitting innocently among the crates. Curious, he picked it up and noticed an old-fashioned keyhole on top. Deciding it might be someone’s lost package, he took it inside. Later that evening, while everyone else was gone, he heard a soft click behind him. Turning around, he saw a kindly-looking dentist smiling warmly and saying, ‘Thank you for finding my lunchbox!’
3. A little girl, holding her mom’s hand, peered curiously inside J.P. Prosthodontics one Saturday morning. Suddenly, she pointed and whispered, ‘Mommy, why is that tooth floating in mid-air?’ The mother smiled and gently explained, ‘Honey, it’s not really a tooth—it’s an implant, like a new toy for your mouth!’ The girl nodded thoughtfully, then giggled, ‘Can I get one too, Mommy?’ A nearby dentist overheard and winked at the mom, thinking, ‘Another potential patient for our dental fairy tale!’
4. Late one night, while the streets of New York slept, a delivery driver pulled up to J.P. Prosthodontics. The soft hum of machinery was unusual—like someone whistling a tune you’ve never heard before. The delivery driver knocked on the door, expecting an empty room. Instead, he found a sleepy dentist in his pajamas, who asked, ‘What took you so long? I had my patients waiting!’ With that, they both burst out laughing, realizing it was just another late-night mix-up.