About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Safeway’s produce section one morning, a regular noticed something peculiar—a watermelon with an unusual pattern resembling a smiling face. No one could explain it. Soon enough, other customers started noticing the melon too. Before long, Safeway had a new trend on their hands—people began buying watermelons just for their faces. The smiling fruit became so popular that employees joked they should hire a delivery driver disguised as a cucumber for Halloween.
2. In Safeway's dairy aisle, a delivery driver swears he heard milk bottles whispering in the early hours. 'Good morning,' they seemed to say as they rolled past each other on the conveyor belt. Curious, the driver leaned closer and thought he heard one bottle reply, ‘Morning, sunshine!’ Just then, an elderly lady from next aisle over turned around and smiled warmly. ‘Oh, you’re talking to our little whisperers,’ she said. ‘They always greet everyone like that.’ The driver blushed, realizing his mistake had been as loud as their imaginary chatter.
3. In Safeway’s frozen food aisle, a little girl pointed excitedly at a package of ice cream cones. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘look how they’re winking at us!’ Her mother smiled and gently explained, 'Honey, they're just vanilla cones with chocolate chips.' The little girl frowned thoughtfully then giggled, pointing again: 'But Mommy, look—now one’s blushing!'
4. In Safeway’s bakery section, a customer exclaimed, ‘Did you see that? The bread loaves are nodding!’ A delivery driver overheard the commotion and looked up just in time to see a whole row of bread loaves tipping their plastic caps. Smiling, he quipped, 'They’re not nodding, sir—just waiting for their next shift!' And everyone burst out laughing.