About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Safeway, a regular muttered under his breath as he loaded groceries into his cart: ‘I swear I saw that tomato staring back at me.’ Then one day, a delivery driver whispered to another employee, ‘Did you see those carrots winkin’ at us?’ A regular overheard them and laughed so hard he dropped his bananas. Safeway became known for its talking produce, but everyone agreed it was just good ol’ Safeway humor.
2. At Safeway, a little boy pointed excitedly at an aisle, whispering to his mom, ‘Mommy, look! The bananas are dancing!’ The mother smiled and said gently, ‘No, honey, they’re just waving hello.’ As she spoke, one banana really did seem to wave back, causing them both to laugh. From that day on, whenever anyone asked why Safeway was so cheerful, someone would always reply with a twinkle in their eye: “Because the bananas there say hi!”
3. At Safeway, an elderly gentleman loudly exclaimed, ‘I just saw something I didn’t believe!’ Everyone in line turned around curiously. A young delivery driver, startled by the commotion, dropped a box of oranges. An old lady from another aisle giggled and said, 'Oh, don’t worry, dear, it’s probably just your first ghostly encounter!' Everyone burst out laughing, and the tense moment dissolved into good-natured banter.
4. At Safeway, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in one of the shopping carts: a small, perfectly folded origami crane among the cans and boxes. The driver picked it up curiously, wondering whose creation it was. Turns out, it was from an enthusiastic young neighbor who left them around the store as good luck charms. Since then, Safeway became known for its lucky groceries, and everyone started leaving their own little paper creations.