Lynn Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as patients were filing into Lynn Dental, an unusual announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s dental instruments are handcrafted by a local artist using only moonlight and rainbows.’ A regular glanced at another patient and whispered, ‘I hope they don’t run out of fillings!’ As the day wore on, more patients arrived with curious smiles. A delivery driver asked nervously, ‘What if my teeth aren’t made of moonlight?’ Finally, after what seemed like hours, Dr. Lynn announced over the intercom, ‘Relax everyone—we’ve just run out of rainbow floss!’ The waiting room erupted in laughter.

2. In the waiting room of Lynn Dental, a small dog named Max began behaving oddly whenever the dentist’s drill started up. No one could figure out why until one day, when the vet joined in for a consultation. It turned out that Max had an uncanny ability to sense when the drill was about to hit a particularly sensitive spot. The vet suggested rewarding him with a treat every time he did his little dance, and soon enough, Max became the unofficial mascot of Lynn Dental, charming everyone who walked through the door.

3. In the parking lot of Lynn Dental, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in one of the shopping carts: a vintage vinyl record player wrapped in bubble wrap. Intrigued, he played it and heard soft jazz filling the air. Turns out, an elderly neighbor had accidentally left it there while cleaning her garage. The next day, everyone in town was listening to old records during their check-ups.

4. At dawn, before any patients arrived, a faint humming sound emerged from inside Lynn Dental. It grew louder with each passing minute, like a swarm of bees trapped within. Finally, an old man appeared, rubbing his eyes and muttering something about early mornings. He opened the door slightly, revealing rows upon rows of tiny teeth glowing softly in the dark. Turning to us, he grinned sheepishly and said, 'Just testing my new LED lights for nighttime use.'