Elite Self Serve Gasoline

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Elite Self Serve Gasoline, something strange started happening one day when customers began noticing their tanks filling up without them pumping gas. "Is my gauge broken?" asked a puzzled regular. Finally, an employee suggested they might be experiencing a ‘gas fairy’ phenomenon—a local urban legend claiming that good samaritans occasionally top off others' tanks for free. Amused but skeptical, everyone decided to leave a small tip in case it was true. The next morning, every car had a handwritten note saying, 'Thank you for your kindness—Elite Self Serve Gasoline.'

2. At Elite Self Serve Gasoline, something strange started happening one day when a delivery driver noticed an unusual item in the parking lot—a mysterious box with no label or markings. As days passed, more and more neighbors began dropping by to see what was inside. Turned out it contained nothing but old newspapers, empty bottles, and random trinkets—leftovers from someone’s garage clean-up. The mystery solved, everyone had a good laugh over coffee at the local diner, agreeing that sometimes life throws you a gas station box full of junk.

3. At Elite Self Serve Gasoline, something strange started happening one day when a delivery driver accidentally left behind an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret’. Customers soon noticed that filling their tanks caused their radios to broadcast mysterious messages—like old-time radio dramas or even someone singing off-key karaoke. One morning, a regular stopped his car and asked curiously, 'Why does my radio sing “Yesterday” every time I fill up?' A friendly neighbor replied, ‘That’s just ElitE’s secret formula!’ And so, everyone began visiting Elite for gas and karaoke, never missing a chance to dance while pumping.

4. At Elite Self Serve Gasoline, something strange started happening one day when a delivery truck arrived with an unusual cargo: a crate labeled ‘Top Secret’. A curious employee opened it and found… nothing but a small note that read, ‘Fill up our tanks!’ Curious, the employee filled up the tank on the truck—and immediately noticed the gas was glowing faintly blue. Word spread quickly among locals who flocked to fill their cars for free, admiring the neon-blue exhaust. The owner shrugged, saying, 'Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it!' And so, Elite Self Serve became the town’s most colorful gas station—until someone accidentally added too much detergent, turning everyone's car windshields pink.