Diers Ford - Lincoln

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Diers Ford-Lincoln and said to himself, ‘I swear I saw that same headlight pattern before.’ He got out of his truck, only to realize it was just an old acquaintance with identical headlights. They both laughed it off, shook hands, and went their separate ways—ending another uneventful night in Diers Ford-Lincoln.

2. One morning, as customers lined up outside Diers Ford-Lincoln, an announcement crackled over the PA system: ‘Attention everyone—your next vehicle may be your last if you don’t choose wisely today!’ A delivery driver, fiddling with his keys, muttered, 'Guess I’ll take that old Mustang.' The crowd burst into laughter when he drove off in reverse, honking wildly. Later, a regular approached the counter and asked, 'So, what cars are left?' The salesman grinned and replied, 'Only ones that won’t kill you!'

3. One day, while browsing through Diers Ford-Lincoln’s used parts section, a regular found something odd in an old toolbox: a rusted key with ‘Lincoln Continental’ engraved on it. He slipped it into his pocket without thinking. That night, while cleaning out his garage, he accidentally dropped the key into a bucket of old engine oil. The next morning, as he was leaving for work, he heard a soft purring sound from under his truck. Turns out, the key had unlocked an ancient Lincoln that nobody knew existed, and now every time someone needed a ride, they’d get a free vintage limo service—complete with whispers of ghostly chauffeurs.

4. One afternoon, a salesman was showing off new features of the Lincoln when he suddenly noticed his reflection in the window wasn't moving—even though everyone else seemed frozen in place. Just then, an old delivery driver walked up and asked if everything was okay. The salesman turned around—and realized that the man had been standing there for ages too. They both burst out laughing, realizing it must be some strange glitch in the showroom's air conditioning. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Diers Ford-Lincoln, people would smile and say, ‘That’s where time stood still for a while.’