Cosmic Dentisrty

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unseasonably cold morning in downtown Atlanta when a delivery driver pulled up to Cosmic Dentistry. The sun had barely peeked over the skyline, and the neon sign outside flickered eerily in the chill air. As he stepped out of his truck, the driver noticed something odd—all the patients seemed to be wearing identical glowing teeth. Curious, the delivery driver approached one of the patients. ‘Excuse me,’ he asked, ‘why do you all have these same glowing teeth?’ A little girl with sparkling pearlies turned around and replied, ‘Oh, they’re our new nighttime toothguards! They help us sleep better.’ The driver laughed, realizing it was just another quirky Atlanta thing. Back at the office, everyone joked that maybe Cosmic Dentistry was onto something—maybe their next marketing campaign should feature glow-in-the-dark smiles!’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Cosmic Dentistry and noticed something odd—an eerie humming sound like distant teeth grinding. Curious, he peered inside through the window and saw nothing but dark shadows. Suddenly, a tiny light blinked on—a computer screen showing an alien toothbrush commercial. Turns out, it was just the office’s nightly TV show, watched by a regular who worked late hours. The delivery driver laughed and drove off, never realizing he’d almost become Cosmic Dentistry’s first customer of the night.

3. A little girl visiting her grandfather pointed excitedly into the window of Cosmic Dentistry, whispering, ‘Daddy, look! The teeth are dancing!’ Inside, a regular patient overheard the commotion and asked the receptionist curiously, ‘Is everything alright?’ With a straight face, she replied, ‘Oh yes, Mr. Smith, they’re just having their monthly dance party.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the little girl who finally understood why her grandfather always went there with such a smile on his face.

4. A neighborhood kid, bored on a rainy afternoon, decided to explore the mysterious sign outside Cosmic Dentistry. He squinted at the neon lights spelling out ‘Open All Hours’. Curious as could be, he peered inside and saw only a dimly lit room with an old chair and a dusty mirror. Suddenly, a voice boomed from nowhere: 'Welcome, brave explorer! Need a cavity checked?' Startled, the boy fled, never to mention his adventure again—until years later when everyone in town started joking that Cosmic Dentistry was staffed by friendly ghosts.'