Corvision Optometry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Corvision Optometry, every morning begins with an unexpected announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says the voice, ‘if you see anyone wearing glasses that don’t quite match their outfit, please feel free to point it out.’ One day, a delivery driver walked in, complaining about his new glasses. The receptionist calmly replied, 'Sir, your glasses are perfect—your outfit is just too good!' Everyone burst into laughter, including the poor guy who left, muttering something about bad days. Since then, whenever someone enters Corvision Optometry, they can't help but wonder if today might be their lucky—or unlucky—day.

2. At Corvision Optometry, every afternoon around closing time, a mysterious package mysteriously appears in the reception area. No return address, no note—just a plain brown box. One day, a neighbor drops by and asks if they can open it together. Turns out it's just an old pair of glasses with a handwritten note: 'For whoever finds these—please take good care of them!' Everyone laughs, and from then on, everyone looks forward to the daily surprise.

3. At Corvision Optometry, every weeknight after hours, a neighbor swears they see someone adjusting the display windows from inside. One night, a delivery driver noticed the lights were still on and thought it was odd. The next day, he joked with the staff that maybe there’s an invisible optometrist working late shifts. Everyone laughed—until they saw him again, waving cheerfully from behind the window, holding a pair of glasses in his hand.

4. At Corvision Optometry, on foggy mornings when everyone else is still rubbing sleep from their eyes, a voice booms through the reception area: 'Attention all patients—your prescription lenses are now available for pickup!' One day, an elderly neighbor walked in, squinting and muttering, ‘I thought I heard my new glasses were here…’ The receptionist smiled knowingly: ‘They’re ready, Mr. Johnson, but they might be a bit different than you expected.’ Turned out his new specs were designed for reading road signs—not menus.