1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Perfect Teeth and froze. From inside came a sound like someone whistling a happy tune while drilling teeth—an oddly cheerful noise that made him wonder if dentistry had some secret joy few knew about. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old dentist, his white beard reaching down to his waist, gently humming as he worked on a patient’s smile. The delivery driver shook his head with a grin, thinking maybe there was something to this whole ‘perfect teeth’ thing after all.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Perfect Teeth and wondered aloud: ‘What kind of teeth do dentists dream with?’ Inside, he found an old man polishing silver crowns. The driver asked curiously, ‘Do you really get perfect teeth after visiting?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the dentist replied, ‘Only if they’re yours!’