About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Fort Collins Youth Clinic, after every third vaccination, patients would hear an automated voice say, ‘You’re now officially immune to all known diseases… and some unknown ones!’ One day, a delivery driver came in complaining of a sore throat. The robotic voice declared him immune to everything—including traffic tickets. From then on, everyone avoided speeding near Fort Collins.
2. At Fort Collins Youth Clinic, whenever a delivery driver parked their truck outside, they’d notice something strange: the clinic’s neon sign would briefly flash ‘FREE PIZZA’ before returning to normal. One day, a delivery driver decided to investigate and followed the glowing sign right into the clinic’s waiting room. A nurse calmly asked him, ‘Can I help you?’ He replied, ‘I’m here for my free pizza.’ She smiled and said, ‘Next time, just ring the bell outside.’ The whole town now jokes that Fort Collins Youth Clinic is the only place where patients get treated first, and pizza comes second.
3. At Fort Collins Youth Clinic, each night around closing time, a mysterious voice would announce over the intercom: ‘Please be advised: all dolls in the waiting room are temporarily unavailable for cuddling.’ One evening, a delivery driver heard the message and asked one of the nurses what it meant. She smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'Oh, that’s just our way of letting patients know when our resident doll-thief is on duty.'
4. At Fort Collins Youth Clinic, every Wednesday afternoon, just as the last patient leaves, a faint whiff of freshly baked cookies wafts through the hallway. One Wednesday, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled in, complaining of hunger pangs. Thinking quickly, a friendly nurse offered him a cookie, and soon the whole clinic was laughing as he tried to explain that he’d ‘just dropped off some vaccines.’ Since then, everyone jokes that the cookies are actually part of the vaccination protocol.