About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Fort Collins, after hours of silence, a young boy named Timmy would often hear strange noises coming from the Modern Dentistry building late at night. One day, while playing near the clinic’s parking lot, he noticed that the lights inside seemed to flicker in time with the chirping of crickets. Curious, Timmy followed the light show until he saw an old man in a lab coat dancing to the rhythm outside the window. The next morning, when asked why he was doing that, the dentist replied, ‘Well, it helps me relax between patients!’ Since then, locals joke that Fort Collins’ Modern Dentistry has the best soundtrack for dental check-ups.
2. At night, when the streetlights dimmed and cars quieted down, an odd humming sound would occasionally echo through Fort Collins' streets. It seemed to originate from the direction of Modern Dentistry's office building. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up outside and asked a neighbor, ‘Do you hear that?’ The neighbor nodded, smiling, ‘Yup, I’ve been hearing it too.’ They both laughed, realizing it was just the air conditioning unit in the new dental clinic keeping everything so clean and modern. Turns out, the hum wasn’t mysterious at all—it was just Fort Collins’ latest innovation in comfort and hygiene.
3. At closing time one evening, a voice crackled over Fort Collins Modern Dentistry’s intercom: ‘Please be advised—your teeth may not belong to you tomorrow.’ The next morning, everyone arrived early for their appointments, only to discover that nothing had changed—a regular was just playing a practical joke on his friends. The whole town ended up laughing it off, and from then on, Fort Collins Modern Dentistry became known as the place where your teeth might take a vacation—but always come back safe and sound.
4. One day, after school, little Sarah walked past Fort Collins Modern Dentistry. Suddenly, she stopped dead in her tracks—something strange had caught her eye. Through the window, she saw a tiny toothbrush dancing on its own in the air. Curious, Sarah peered closer and watched as the toothbrush twirled around like it was having fun. Soon enough, other objects joined in—a flossing wand wiggling along, a dental mirror spinning merrily. Before long, the whole room was filled with dancing dental tools, creating a miniature carnival inside Fort Collins Modern Dentistry. When the door opened, Dr. Smith emerged, laughing heartily, “Just my way of keeping things interesting!”