About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Tesla Collision Cincinnati, a sign above the entrance reads: ‘Your car is in good hands—ours!’ One day, a delivery driver pulled up with a fender-bender and noticed something odd: every time he mentioned the sign aloud, his scratches mysteriously disappeared. Soon enough, word spread around town, and people started dropping off their dings for our intrepid delivery guy to fix with just a few well-chosen words. Even neighbors began showing up with minor scrapes, asking him to whisper some magic incantations over their cars. And guess what? It worked every time! Until one day, an old lady drove her pristine vintage Mustang through the shop and asked him not to touch it… but he accidentally said the phrase anyway. Miraculously, her car remained untouched from then on.
2. At Tesla Collision Cincinnati, a sign above the entrance reads: ‘Your car is in good hands.’ But one morning, as fog settled over the city, a delivery driver noticed something strange—his package had been replaced with an old-fashioned tin can filled with confetti. Curious, he opened it on his lunch break and found himself covered in colorful paper streamers. Word spread quickly through the neighborhood, and soon everyone was stopping by for their own surprise packages. Tesla Collision Cincinnati became known not just for fixing cars but also for delivering joyful surprises.
3. At Tesla Collision Cincinnati, a sign above the entrance reads: ‘Your car is in good hands.’ One day, a delivery driver walked in with a box marked ‘Top Secret.’ The receptionist asked what it was, and he replied, ‘Just some new parts for your secret project.’ A few days later, a neighbor stopped by to drop off a bag of cookies. He whispered, ‘I heard they’re working on something big—maybe you should grab an extra snack!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe the secret wasn’t so secret after all.
4. At Tesla Collision Cincinnati, a sign above the entrance reads: ‘Your car is in good hands.’ But one day, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the loading dock—a mysterious box labeled only with an ancient Chinese symbol. No one claimed it, and no records matched the markings. Curious, the delivery driver opened it to find…nothing but a tiny note that read: ‘To fix your car, believe in magic!’ From then on, whenever someone’s car was fixed, they’d hear a soft humming sound and see a brief flash of lightning outside. And though nobody knew why, everyone agreed: Tesla Collision Cincinnati had become the luckiest garage around.