Superior Grocers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular shouted as he pushed his shopping cart past Superior Grocers: ‘I swear I saw someone put an entire box of cereal back on the shelf!’ Another day, another mystery unravelled. A delivery driver claimed he saw a shadowy figure restocking the shelves in broad daylight. Turned out it was just their new part-time employee, practicing for their dream job at the local grocery store. The regulars now joke that Superior Grocers has its very own ghost stocker.

2. One day, a delivery driver asked curiously while unloading boxes at Superior Grocers: ‘I wonder if anyone ever noticed that our cash register always rings exactly twice when it’s turned on?’ After hearing his question, an old cashier smiled and replied, 'Oh, don’t worry, sonny. That’s just our little secret to keep customers coming back for more.' The delivery driver shrugged it off with a laugh, thinking nothing of it until he saw a regular customer exclaiming excitedly, “Hey! It did it again!” Turns out, Superior Grocers had a unique way of welcoming everyone.

3. One afternoon, a neighborhood kid was pushing a grocery cart filled with empty soda bottles and cans when he noticed something strange happening in front of Superior Grocers. All of a sudden, an old delivery driver emerged from behind the shelves, waving his arms frantically. Turns out, he’d been rearranging stock while listening to his favorite radio show. The kid just stood there, staring wide-eyed until someone shouted, ‘Hey, kid! Don’t you want your deposit on those empties?’ Everyone had such a good laugh that day that Superior Grocers became known for its friendly staff—and occasional comedy shows.

4. A little old lady slowly walked into Superior Grocers one foggy morning, her basket overflowing with strange items. As she reached for an apple, everyone watched in amazement when it transformed into a glowing orb that hovered inches above her hand. Suddenly, another customer snatched the floating fruit and exclaimed, ‘It’s just a neon apple!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was only a new LED display model. The old lady smiled and said, ‘Thank goodness—it wasn’t my first time shopping here.’