San Antonio Fontana Urgent Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an urgent care nurse in San Antonio’s Fontana Clinic heard a strange voice over the intercom. ‘Doctor, doctor,’ it said, ‘my arm is stuck like this.’ The nurse looked around, but no one else was there. The nurse approached cautiously and saw only a life-sized cardboard cutout of a patient, holding its arm in an awkward position for demonstration. Turns out, it was just a regular who wanted extra attention during his visit.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Fontana Urgent Care with a strange humming sound coming from his truck. As he opened the door, a faint aroma of freshly baked cookies wafted through the air. Inside, an elderly nurse smiled warmly and asked if everything was alright. The driver explained that his truck had been making the noise for days, but tonight it seemed louder than ever. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, 'Well, sonny, maybe your truck just needs some rest and a good cookie!'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Fontana Urgent Care with a puzzled look on his face. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, a faint humming sound filled the air—like someone was playing a distant ukulele tune. Curious, he looked around and saw an old lady sitting in the corner, gently strumming her ukulele and humming softly to herself. 'I must be going crazy,' thought the delivery driver. But as he turned to leave, she smiled warmly and said, “Don’t worry, honey, it’s just my secret way of keeping patients calm.”

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Fontana Urgent Care with a package so heavy he struggled to carry it inside. As he entered, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please wait your turn patiently—we’re almost out of bandages.’ Finally, an exhausted nurse appeared and took the package, muttering something about needing more supplies. The delivery driver shrugged and left, only to bump into his neighbor outside who asked, 'What took you so long?' The driver grinned sheepishly, replying, 'I had no idea urgent care could be so… demanding!'