Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked himself: ‘Why does Planned Parenthood always seem so busy with boxes?’ Curious, he peeked inside and saw rows of tiny boxes labeled ‘condoms’ and ‘tampons.’ Turns out, Planned Parenthood wasn’t shipping medical supplies—just restocking their shelves for customers. A regular chuckled, realizing his mistake was as big as his breakfast burrito.

2. A curious neighborhood cat discovered an unusual item in the recycling bin outside Planned Parenthood one morning. Ever since then, every time someone opened that bin, they found something new and equally peculiar—like a vintage toy or a mismatched sock. One day, a delivery driver found a tiny umbrella instead of a box of tissues. Confused but amused, he posted a photo online, sparking curiosity among locals. Soon enough, neighbors started leaving small tokens—a handwritten note from a regular, a puzzle piece from a kid next door—that added warmth and whimsy to what had once been just another ordinary clinic.

3. At night, when the streetlights dimmed, a soft humming sound would occasionally come from inside Planned Parenthood's closed doors. Curious neighbors would lean closer to their windows, wondering if it was just the air conditioning or something more mysterious. One evening, a delivery driver heard the hum and thought it was the fridge in his truck. He pulled up outside, opened the door, and asked, 'Is everything okay in there?' Turned out, he was the only one who needed an appointment.

4. One day, while waiting for her coffee to brew, a regular muttered under her breath: ‘I swear, every time I pass Planned Parenthood, my espresso machine acts up.’ Soon enough, a delivery driver chimed in, complaining that his truck’s GPS always rerouted him there when he was running late. A neighbor added, 'And don’t even get me started on their Wi-Fi—every time it connects, my router resets!' Eventually, everyone agreed that maybe it wasn’t just coincidence but some sort of cosmic joke on anyone trying to avoid Planned Parenthood.