Optum - Fontana Mango

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dusk in Fontana, when most clinics close their doors, a strange phenomenon began to occur outside Optum’s windows. A regular, dressed in an old lab coat and carrying a clipboard, would appear every night, meticulously checking off items on his list while muttering something about ‘mangoes.’ No one knew who he was or why he came, but soon everyone started calling him Dr. Mango. One night, a delivery driver arrived with a crate marked ‘special mangoes for Dr. Mango.’ The next morning, the whole town gathered around Optum’s entrance, curious what the doctor had discovered. Turned out, it was just a new flavor of mango juice—Dr. Mango was actually a local health enthusiast trying to promote better nutrition.

2. At nightfall, a mysterious voice began echoing through Optum’s speakers: ‘Your mango is ready for pickup.’ No one knew whose mango it was or why they needed to collect it after hours. One evening, a delivery driver arrived with a crate marked simply ‘MANGO’. He asked if anyone had ordered a fruit delivery. A neighbor piped up, ‘I did! But I didn’t order it in mango form!’ Turns out, Optum had been mixing up orders since its inception—all part of their quirky charm.

3. In the early hours of morning, while most clinics were quiet, a nurse whispered into her colleague’s ear: ‘Did you hear that? Someone keeps asking for “mango” every five minutes.’ Another night passed, and still someone kept requesting ‘mango.’ Finally, an old doctor chuckled, waking up from his nap. ‘That must be our new patient,’ he said, ‘he must be allergic to everything else!’

4. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Optum's loading dock with an unusual cargo. As he unloaded boxes labeled 'special order,' whispers started spreading among patients that something extraordinary was brewing inside. As night fell, a regular patient noticed a strange glow coming from behind closed doors. Curious, she asked the receptionist what was happening. With a twinkle in her eye, the nurse replied, 'Oh, it's just our new mango-infused oxygen therapy—guaranteed to relax even the grumpiest delivery driver!'