About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Fontana Urgent Care one morning, puzzled by an odd item in his truck bed. Among boxes of supplies lay a vintage jukebox record labeled ‘Classic Rock Hits.’ No one remembered it being there before. The delivery driver shrugged and popped the record into the old jukebox inside. To everyone’s surprise, the speakers blasted out classic rock hits from the ’70s—exactly what was playing at the local coffee shop across the street. The next day, a regular noticed the song list and walked into Kaiser Fontana with a smile, asking if they could keep the music going. Since then, Kaiser Fontana Urgent Care has been known as the place where you can get treated—and maybe even dance—to some good ol’ rock’n’roll.
2. A nurse was adjusting her nametag when an elderly gentleman approached the counter. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, squinting at her badge. ‘Is your name really “Emergency Sue”?’ She smiled and nodded. "Just Sue today," she replied. The old man chuckled and turned around, muttering something about how times had changed. A delivery driver overheard him and laughed, saying, 'At least they didn't rename it to "Urgent Joe.”'
3. A little girl walked into Kaiser Fontana Urgent Care with her mother, pointing excitedly at the ceiling. ‘Mommy, why is that bird flying around?’ she asked, giggling as it circled the waiting room. Suddenly, a delivery driver looked up and said, 'That’s not just any bird—it's our new mascot, Dr. Falcon!' Everyone laughed, and soon the little girl was happily watching Dr. Falcon soar through the ceiling while they waited for their turn.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Fontana Urgent Care one night, frowning as he noticed the neon sign flickering ominously. 'Is it just me,' he muttered, 'or does that “urgent” part seem a bit too urgent?' As he approached the door, it creaked open on its own, sending a chill down his spine. Inside, an old man in scrubs was reading a newspaper and humming softly. ‘Welcome,’ he said without looking up. The delivery driver relaxed slightly, realizing it wasn’t haunted after all—just very quiet. He left with a smile, muttering, “Guess I’ll stick to delivering pizzas.”