Kaiser Fontana Medical Offices 5

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Fontana Medical Offices 5 with an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the door, a regular patient noticed something odd—an eerie humming sound seemed to follow him everywhere he went that day. As he opened the door, the humming stopped abruptly, replaced by the sound of a distant laugh. Inside, everyone was calmly working as usual, except for one nurse who casually remarked, 'Oh, that’s just our new AI receptionist testing out his voice modulation.' The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, 'Weird place...'

2. One day, a delivery driver arrived at Kaiser Fontana Medical Offices 5 with an unusual package. As he walked through the hallway, he overheard two nurses whispering about something strange happening in the back room. Curious, the delivery driver sneaked closer and peeked inside. To his surprise, he saw a cat purring on the examination table, while another nurse was gently cleaning its fur. Turns out, Kaiser Fontana had recently adopted a stray kitten as office mascot, and everyone was busy pampering it.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver approached Kaiser Fontana Medical Offices 5 and called out, ‘Hey, anyone here seen my package? It looks like it vanished into thin air!’ Inside, an elderly receptionist smiled sweetly and said, 'Oh, I'm sure it's just taking a little nap in our lost-and-found bin.' The driver laughed, shook his head, and left—only to discover later that day, much to everyone's amusement, his package had been safely delivered to the wrong address by another office.

4. One night, as a delivery driver approached Kaiser Fontana Medical Offices 5, he stopped short when he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man dancing around in circles, singing along to some unknown tune on his phone. Startled, the delivery driver knocked gently on the door, only for the man to wave him off with a smile, still bobbing to the beat. Turns out it was just an elderly patient enjoying his evening playlist.