Kaiser Fontana Medical Offices 4

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Kaiser Fontana Clinic always seem so quiet—even when it’s supposed to be open?’ A neighbor overheard and joked, 'Maybe they’re just waiting for the right patient!' Turns out, every day at exactly noon, the staff took a secret lunch break in the garden behind the clinic—completely unnoticed by everyone except our curious delivery guy.'

2. In the waiting room of Kaiser Fontana Medical Offices 4, little Maxine sat wide-eyed as her mother signed in. Suddenly, she pointed excitedly at one of the receptionist’s pens and whispered, ‘Mom, why is it talking?’ The receptionist looked puzzled for a moment, then laughed gently. 'Oh honey,' she said, 'that's just an old pen with a scratchy nib.' Maxine giggled, relieved, and turned back to watch a squirrel outside the window. Moments later, a gruff voice called out from behind them: "Hey, that pen ain't talking—Maxine is!" Everyone burst into laughter, including poor Maxine who blushed bright red.

3. In the dimly lit hallway of Kaiser Fontana Medical Offices 4, an elderly gentleman muttered under his breath: 'I swear, every time I come here, that elevator gets slower.' Just as he finished his sentence, the elevator doors opened with a soft ding, revealing a young delivery driver who casually said, ‘Sir, it’s not the elevator—you’re getting older.’ The old man looked up and smiled, realizing with a chuckle that maybe it was him slowing down, not the elevator after all.

4. In the early hours before dawn, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the clinic’s door: a handwritten sign reading, ‘Today is not your day for appointments.’ Curious and amused, he shrugged it off as a prank until more signs appeared around town. Soon enough, other drivers started seeing similar notes everywhere—even at gas stations or grocery stores. Turns out, someone had decided to have some fun with everyone's schedules that week. By mid-morning, the whole town was laughing about it over coffee, while Kaiser Fontana staff quietly removed all the signs with a smile.