Kaiser Fontana Medical Office 1

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of Kaiser Fontana Medical Office 1, a delivery driver parked his truck and noticed something odd. The usually quiet hallway was filled with soft whispers and faint laughter coming from behind closed doors. Curious, he peeked inside one door and saw an elderly nurse helping a patient choose between two different flavors of ice cream for dessert. ‘Cherry or vanilla?’ she asked warmly. Startled, the delivery driver quickly backed out, realizing it must be some kind of special patients-only ice cream parlor. He drove off laughing, wondering if everyone in Kaiser Fontana had forgotten how serious they were supposed to look.’

2. In the late afternoon shadows of Kaiser Fontana Medical Office 1, an elderly gentleman entered with a peculiar request for the receptionist. "I’d like to see Dr. Future,” he said, causing a brief moment of confusion before everyone burst into laughter. The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Dr. Future retired years ago.’ Just then, another patient called out from behind them, ‘Hey, I’m Dr. Future!’ Everyone turned around to see an older man in a lab coat waving cheerfully. The whole office erupted in laughter as the regulars realized they had just met their new friendly neighborhood doctor.

3. In the quiet hours before dawn, Kaiser Fontana Medical Office 1 became home to curious visitors—flocks of ducks waddling confidently through the parking lot, their quacks echoing eerily in the dim light. As the sun began to rise, a sleepy delivery driver stumbled upon the scene and watched in amusement as the ducks lined up for their morning check-up. With a smile, he shook his head and muttered, ‘Another day at Kaiser Fontana…’

4. In the dead of night, Kaiser Fontana Medical Office 1 lit up like a Christmas tree, its lights beckoning curious neighbors. As they approached, a delivery driver noticed an old man in a lab coat waving frantically from behind the window. ‘Did you forget to turn off your lights again?’ he joked. The office promptly went dark, and everyone heard a muffled voice shouting, 'Not tonight, Doc!'