About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something strange outside the Fontana Mental Health clinic: a small bird kept flying into the same window over and over again. 'Is it trying to tell us something?' someone asked aloud. Finally, an intern suggested gently guiding the bird away from the window with a piece of paper. To everyone’s surprise, once free, the little fellow flew directly towards a large poster inside the clinic—one that read ‘CALM DOWN’. The delivery driver laughed out loud, saying, “I guess he found his own mental health office!”
2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered the waiting room of the Fontana Mental Health clinic and announced loudly, 'I’m here for my monthly session with Dr. Happy!' The receptionist smiled politely but wondered if there really was such a doctor. Soon enough, another patient arrived—a gruff-looking man in a dirty work uniform. He growled, ‘Finally found ya, Doc Happy!’ The receptionist blinked twice before whispering to herself, ‘There goes our delivery driver again.’ Turns out, everyone in town knew Dr. Happy as the friendly guy who always brought them their packages on time.
3. One afternoon, a curious neighbor parked his car near the Fontana Mental Health offices and decided to take a closer look around. As he walked past the building, he heard faint laughter coming from inside one of the empty rooms. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old clock radio playing some strange tune. Suddenly, a voice came over the intercom: 'Next patient, Mr. Smith!' Startled, our neighbor quickly retreated to his car, never to return again—until he needed directions to the nearest coffee shop.
4. One evening, as a regular patient was leaving the Fontana Mental Health office, he overheard a voice whispering from inside: ‘Don’t forget your smile today.’ Curious, he looked back through the window and saw no one there. The next day, while walking down the street, he kept smiling for no reason. A delivery driver asked him if everything was okay, and he replied, 'Just remembering to keep my smile!' Turns out, it wasn’t such a bad thing after all.