About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the back seat of his truck—a small, dusty box labeled ‘Free CDs for Kids’. Curious, he opened it and found dozens of old, scratched-up CDs with titles like ‘Country Classics’ and ‘Classic Rock Hits’. Nobody seemed to notice or claim them, so he started leaving them in the parking lot, hoping some kid would find joy in these forgotten tunes. Soon enough, word spread around town that if you left your kid’s car seatbelt unbuckled just right, one day Sandy Sansing might leave you an unexpected musical surprise. One afternoon, a neighbor caught her dropping off a rusty old CD case marked ‘Classical Masterpieces’—right next to his dog’s water bowl! Needless to say, everyone had a good laugh.
2. One day, a curious neighbor walking their dog asked aloud: ‘Why does Sandy Sansing’s dealership always seem so quiet at night?’ Suddenly, an unseen voice replied, ‘Because Mr. Sansing has a special arrangement with the moon—his cars only come out when it’s full!’ The next night, everyone gathered around, waiting for the silver cars to appear like ghosts in the glow. Turned out, it was just a delivery driver playing a prank on them all.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver paused outside Sandy Sansing CDJR of Foley and wondered: why did every salesperson seem to be talking to invisible customers? Curious, he walked inside. A salesman greeted him with a smile and asked, ‘Can I help your next customer?’ Startled, our hero replied, ‘I’m not a customer—’ whereupon everyone in the showroom turned around simultaneously, nodding politely and saying, ‘Hello again!’ Turned out they were just rehearsing for an upcoming commercial. Moral of the story? Don’t assume you’re the only real person in Alabama.
4. One night, a delivery driver parked outside Sandy Sansing CDJR of Foley and said aloud, 'I wonder if they sell cars that can drive themselves?' Suddenly, a voice boomed from inside: ‘We’ve got just the thing for you!’ The doors opened, and out stepped a friendly salesman in an old-fashioned suit. ‘Would you like to test-drive our latest model? It’s fully autonomous—can even order coffee on the way home.’ The delivery driver shrugged, climbed in, and soon found himself cruising down the highway with the radio tuned to his favorite station. When he arrived back at his apartment, his neighbor asked, ‘Where did you get that ride?’ He replied, grinning, ‘Oh, I borrowed it from Sandy Sansing CDJR of Foley…’