About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were stocking up on groceries, an announcement came over Safeway’s intercom: ‘Attention everyone—we’ve just received our weekly shipment of talking bananas.’ Customers looked at each other in disbelief, but soon heard the first banana clear its throat and say, 'Hello, I'm Mr. Banana, and I’m here for a good time, not a long time!' The store erupted into laughter, and before anyone knew it, Safeway became famous for its talking fruit days. A regular even brought his camera phone to capture the bananas’ antics, while a delivery driver claimed he once saw one singing 'Happy Birthday' to another customer. In the end, Safeway learned that sometimes, the best groceries are those that make you smile.
2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a Safeway delivery driver noticed something strange in the dairy aisle. The milk bottles seemed to be moving slightly, as if someone was gently shaking them from behind the shelves. Curious but cautious, he peered around the corner and saw nothing. Suddenly, an old cart goosed by with a familiar jingle-jangle sound. A neighbor, pushing her weekly groceries, smiled and waved. ‘Morning!’ she called out cheerfully. The milk bottles stopped moving immediately. Turns out it was just an overactive imagination—and some noisy neighbors.’
3. In the depths of night, a Safeway delivery driver pulled into the loading dock with a truck full of fresh produce. As he unloaded crates, he heard a faint rustle from behind a pile of apples. Curious, he peered closer and found… a live squirrel, its little paws clutching a bag of oranges. The delivery driver gently picked up the squirrel, which seemed more curious than scared. He placed it on his shoulder, and together they finished unloading the truck in record time. As dawn broke, a regular customer walking past saw them and exclaimed, ‘Hey, isn’t that your usual squirrel helper?’ The driver smiled, scratching the squirrel’s head: ‘Yep, guess he likes Safeway groceries!’
4. One day, while shoppers were browsing Safeway's aisles, a mysterious sign appeared above the produce section: 'Bananas Now Accepting Credit for Grocery Bills.' Curious customers lined up with their grocery bags, waiting to pay bananas instead of cash. Soon enough, Safeway’s manager announced over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone! Bananas are on sale today—only five dollars per bunch!’ The store erupted in laughter as people realized it was just another one of those funny Safeway moments.