About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At night, when the neon sign of Palm Beach Tan flickered off, a faint humming sound would drift through the air. A delivery driver noticed it first, thinking it might be a malfunction. But no matter how many times he reported it, the noise persisted, like an invisible partygoer lingering long after closing time. Finally, someone from maintenance decided to investigate. They found nothing but an old radio tuned to static, left behind by the previous owner—a regular who loved listening to music while getting his tan.
2. Late one afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled up to Palm Beach Tan, he noticed something odd: every time he opened the door, a soft humming sound followed him inside—like someone was playing an invisible guitar. Curious, he followed the sound and found himself in a dimly lit room filled with strange contraptions. Just then, an elderly lady emerged from behind a curtain, smiling warmly. ‘Welcome,’ she said, adjusting her glasses. ‘We’re testing our new relaxation therapy device—it’s supposed to soothe your nerves.’ The delivery driver blinked several times before realizing everyone else in the place was also humming along.
3. One morning, while getting her hair done at Palm Beach Tan, an elderly lady noticed something strange: every time she left, her poodle would run outside and bark furiously at the empty parking lot. Finally, one day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Why does your dog go nuts here?’ The lady replied with a smile, ‘He’s just jealous—he can’t get a tan!’
4. At closing time, a regular announced loudly, ‘I’ll see you guys tomorrow—if not sooner!’ The staff exchanged puzzled glances, for they’d never seen him before. Next morning, everyone arrived early and waited anxiously. Just as the doors opened, in walked their new friend—a delivery driver with a big smile and a bottle of champagne. Turns out he was just trying to beat traffic.