About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an Ozark Surgical Associates nurse called out to a delivery driver: 'Your package is ready for pickup!' The driver replied, 'I’m not here for packages—just my usual checkup.' The nurse laughed and said, ‘Oh, I see! Well, your package is actually just another reminder letter from our insurance department.’ The driver shook his head with a smile and walked into the clinic, muttering under his breath, ‘Guess I’ll never be too old for these little pranks.’
2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Ozark Surgical Associates one afternoon with a box under his arm. As he approached the door, he noticed an unusual sight: a regular patient was standing in front of the clinic, intently studying the surgical instruments through the window. As he got closer, the delivery guy saw that the man wasn’t just staring—he was making notes on his phone. Turns out, it was just a regular who’d heard there were new gadgets for cataract surgery. The delivery driver smiled and said, ‘Guess you won’t be needing these today.’
3. In the waiting room of Ozark Surgical Associates, a small dog approached a magazine rack and began sniffing intently. The receptionist watched curiously as the animal paused over a particularly odd advertisement. The ad was for a local pet groomer with a quirky slogan: ‘Your Pooch’s Best Surgeon!’ The receptionist smiled, shaking her head. A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman walked in, scratching his head. ‘Excuse me,’ he asked, “Is that really what they call themselves?’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the little dog who had finally found something more interesting than magazines.
4. One foggy morning, as Ozark Surgical Associates' doors were just opening, a familiar voice called from behind the reception desk: "Anybody seen my stethoscope?" A gruff delivery driver then appeared in the doorway, holding up a box and saying, 'And while I'm here, could you check if this is for Dr. Smith?' The receptionist rolled her eyes and replied, 'Just like clockwork.'