About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Ozark Orthopaedics one morning and noticed something peculiar on the clinic’s parking lot—a wheelchair with no occupant. Curious, he parked nearby and watched as it slowly rolled towards the entrance, leaving tire tracks in its wake. As the wheelchair approached the door, a friendly receptionist asked, ‘Good morning! How may I assist you today?’ The chair stopped, turned around, and said in a gravelly voice, ‘I’m here for my twice-weekly check-up.’ Everyone burst out laughing—except for the poor delivery guy, who was still hiding behind his truck.
2. A regular patient, Mr. Jenkins, arrived for his weekly check-up with a puzzled expression on his face. ‘Doc,’ he said, pointing towards the reception area, ‘I keep seeing people limping out of here with brand-new crutches— but they didn’t come in like that!’ ‘Doc,’ he persisted, ‘isn’t it a bit suspicious?’ The doctor smiled and shook his head. ‘Mr. Jenkins, these are not ordinary crutches. They’re our special “walking motivation” models—guaranteed to get anyone moving again!’
3. A local jogger stopped by Ozark Orthopaedics one day and asked curiously: ‘Why does every third person leaving here wave like they just won a marathon?’ The receptionist smiled and replied with a twinkle in her eye: ‘Oh, that’s because our doctor has the best bedside manner—even broken bones feel like gold medals!’ A nearby delivery driver nodded knowingly, muttering under his breath, ‘Yep, and he always gives you a high-five on your way out.’
4. A young nurse was finishing her shift when she heard an unusual sound coming from behind the reception desk. Curious, she peered around and saw a small dog wagging its tail contentedly on the counter. Upon closer inspection, she noticed that the dog had a little tag with ‘Lost Pawty Animal’ written on it. The nurse smiled, picked up the dog, and called out for anyone who might be missing their furry friend. A few minutes later, a delivery driver rushed in, frantically searching for his canine companion. Turns out, he named him Ozark after the famous clinic.