OPI

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of an ordinary Tuesday, a delivery driver pulled up to OPI with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, the receptionist’s eyes widened—something unusual had begun happening here. The receptionist whispered something into her colleague's ear and they both burst out laughing. Turns out, it was just another box of lollipops for the doctor who loved candy more than patients. The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he drove off into the misty dawn.

2. At nightfall, a doctor’s office in OPI posted a sign on its door: ‘Closed for emergency surgery—return tomorrow.’ Regulars laughed it off until they saw the same note the next day—and the day after that. Finally, one morning an exhausted-looking nurse appeared with a clipboard and announced: ‘All clear, everyone can come back!’ Turned out the doctor was just trying to get some much-needed rest. The regulars never missed another appointment again, but now they always brought him coffee first.

3. In the middle of a quiet Sunday afternoon, a voice crackled over OPI’s intercom: 'Attention, patients and staff—your prescriptions are now available in reverse order.' A puzzled doctor asked, ‘But why would anyone want their medicine backwards?’ Just then, an elderly gentleman walked up to the counter and said, ‘Well, doc, I’m just here for my Viagra… but my wife told me to pick it up backward!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the guy with the wrong prescription.

4. At dawn, a jogger passing by OPI noticed something strange—a faint humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, the runner peered through the window and saw an old doctor dozing in his chair, surrounded by stacks of ancient medical books. Suddenly, the doctor’s eyes shot open, mumbling, ‘Another twenty minutes…’ Turns out, OPI was actually a quirky retirement home for retired doctors who still insisted on working their usual hours.