McNaughton Real Estate

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up outside McNaughton Real Estate one morning and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why they call it “real” estate around here?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied, ‘Because everything’s negotiable!’ The delivery driver shook his head with a smile and said, ‘No, I mean why is it called real estate?’ She laughed and answered, ‘Oh, because these guys always make their deals look too good to be true.’

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside McNaughton Real Estate one day and noticed something peculiar on the front desk—a small, dusty globe labeled ‘Estate of Unclaimed Properties.’ Curious, he picked it up only to discover that whenever he shook it, the globe seemed to predict which houses would soon be listed for sale. Overjoyed with his newfound ability, the delivery driver started visiting McNaughton Real Estate every day. One evening, while shaking the globe, he accidentally knocked over a vase. His boss asked what happened, and when she saw the globe, she exclaimed, 'That’s been here forever!' Turns out, everyone had forgotten about it—except now they remembered it too much.

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside McNaughton Real Estate one afternoon and found an old, dusty guitar leaning against the fence. Curious, he picked it up—it played itself when touched, humming a tune no human could remember. Smiling, the driver placed the instrument inside the office. Later that evening, as agents worked late, the guitar began strumming familiar tunes from classic rock hits. Soon enough, everyone joined in, singing along until dawn. The next morning, McNaughton Real Estate became known not just for selling homes but also hosting spontaneous karaoke sessions.

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside McNaughton Real Estate one night and heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, potential buyers! Your dream home is calling… but only if you bring cookies.’ The delivery driver shrugged and went inside, carrying a bag of freshly baked cookies. Moments later, he emerged with a wide grin—his truck had been mysteriously filled with boxes labeled ‘Property for Sale.’ The next day, everyone in town knew that McNaughton Real Estate’s new slogan was: “Cookies Get Homes Sold!”