About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Lance Osborne Dentistry and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a strange metal object, half-buried under leaves. Curious, he picked it up only to discover it was an old-fashioned dental chair, complete with rusty tools and an ancient sign reading ‘Dr. Jenkins’. As he examined the relic, another delivery guy walked by and asked what he was doing. With a straight face, our hero replied, 'Just checking out Dr. Jenkins' vintage equipment.' The neighbor overheard and chimed in, 'Oh, that’s just Lance's new decor for his waiting room!' Turns out, Lance had recently renovated the place into a quirky retro theme, making everyone wonder if next week they'd find a real antique X-ray machine.
2. A new patient nervously approached the reception desk. ‘I’m here for my first cleaning,’ she said. ‘And I hope they don’t run out of toothpaste today.’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Don’t worry, ma’am—we’ve got enough toothpaste for everyone, even if it’s just our special minty formula!' Just then, an excited voice called from behind the counter: ‘Hey, Doc! We’re all out of cotton swabs!’
3. One day, an unusual package arrived at Lance Osborne Dentistry. The delivery driver, curious but cautious, opened it to find… nothing but a single toothbrush with no label or note. The next morning, another envelope appeared on Dr. Osborne’s desk—this time containing only a pair of mismatched socks and a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Maybe you’ll find something useful here.’ By lunchtime, the entire town was buzzing about the mysterious deliveries, until finally, a friendly neighbor dropped by with a box of old toothbrushes and a smile, explaining he’d been cleaning out his garage.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lance Osborne Dentistry. Something odd caught his ear—a faint whistling sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat, humming cheerfully while filing teeth with extraordinary precision. Turned out it was just an overenthusiastic dentist working late on his favorite hobby—fixing models for his grandkids. The delivery driver left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll check if they’re open twenty-four seven.’