Crown Ford

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Crown Ford and muttered under his breath, ‘I swear I saw that mechanic wave at me from inside the car!’ That evening, a neighbor stopped by and joked, ‘Did you hear about the ghost mechanic at Crown Ford?’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling. ‘No, what happened?’ The neighbor shrugged, ‘Nothin’ much, just waved again.’ They both laughed, realizing sometimes life is funnier than any urban legend.

2. A customer walked into Crown Ford one afternoon and asked the salesman, ‘Do you sell cars that can drive themselves?’ The salesman replied, ‘No, sir, but we do have some great deals on trucks!’ A few days later, a delivery driver popped in and said, 'Hey, I heard you don’t have self-driving cars.' The salesman smiled and replied, 'Nope, just good old-fashioned trucks!' Just then, their neighbor walked by and muttered, 'At least they still make reliable vehicles here...'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Crown Ford with an unusual humming sound coming from beneath the hood. As he popped open the bonnet, everyone in the lot stopped to listen—was it a new engine feature or something more peculiar? Curious neighbors gathered around, trying to figure out what was causing the strange noise. Turns out, it was just an old cassette tape stuck in the radio—the driver had forgotten to remove it after his last trip. Everyone laughed, and the story became legendary among locals, who’d joke that Crown Ford was haunted by a vintage mix-tape ghost.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Crown Ford with an unusual package. As he opened the trunk, a faint humming sound filled the air, drawing curious glances from nearby neighbors. Curious, a neighbor poked their head out and asked what was going on. The delivery driver smiled sheepishly, explaining that it was just a new electric car for sale—‘the quietest salesman ever,’ he quipped. Everyone laughed, and soon enough, Crown Ford became known as the place where cars sold themselves.’