Car Wash USA Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little boy walked into Car Wash USA Express and asked his dad, ‘Why does the soap foam sing when it cleans our car?’ The father smiled and whispered, 'Well, son, it's because the soap bubbles are singing us a song of gratitude for cleaning their home!' The boy nodded thoughtfully, and from that day on, every time they went to get their car washed, he would wave cheerfully at the sudsy performers.'

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Car Wash USA Express one afternoon, completely oblivious to the strange sounds coming from inside the building. As he unloaded boxes onto his truck bed, he heard an odd humming noise that grew louder with each passing minute. Finally, the delivery driver looked around curiously and noticed a small hatch on the wall. Curiosity got the better of him, so he opened it—and found himself face-to-face with a dancing robot vacuum cleaner named Fred. ‘Hey there!’ said Fred cheerfully. ‘Just washing cars today? How about helping me clean these aisles?’ The driver laughed and together they finished both jobs in no time.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Car Wash USA Express one afternoon, completely oblivious to the strange object on the passenger seat. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed an old, dusty teddy bear with a handwritten note: ‘Wash me clean.’ The delivery driver shrugged and took the bear inside. After a quick rinse and polish, he found a small envelope taped to its back. Inside was another note: 'Now I sparkle like new!' The driver laughed and gave the bear to his curious neighbor, who named it Sparkles.'

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Car Wash USA Express one foggy morning, completely oblivious that his truck's headlights were off. The attendant, a friendly old guy named Tony, noticed right away and waved frantically. ‘Hey!’ he shouted through the intercom, ‘Your lights are out! Better pull over before you hit something!’ The driver sheepishly smiled and said, 'Thanks, Tony!' As he turned on his headlights, everyone watching from inside burst into laughter—even Tony had to admit, it was kind of funny.