Abide Chiropractic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Abide Chiropractic, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Please adjust your spine for optimal reception.’ Regulars laugh it off, but one day a new delivery driver heard it and thought it was his cue to straighten up—only to discover he’d been standing sideways in front of the door. Since then, whenever anyone enters Abide Chiropractic, they pause for a moment, checking their posture. Even the neighbors now joke that if you hear someone walking down the street with perfect alignment, it’s probably just them heading towards another funny story about the place.

2. At Abide Chiropractic, patients often arrive early for their appointments. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside and muttered under his breath, 'I hope they don’t start talking about my driving again today.' Just then, an old lady hobbled in with her walker, greeting everyone cheerfully. The delivery driver sighed inwardly, preparing for another round of friendly chitchat. But much to his surprise, she turned to him and asked sweetly, ‘Do you like working here?’ With a smile, he replied, ‘Actually, I’m just delivering some packages.’ She nodded knowingly, saying, “Ah, well, it’s good work anyway!” Everyone laughed, including the gruff delivery guy, who realized that maybe Abide Chiropractic wasn’t so bad after all.

3. At Abide Chiropractic, afternoons are never dull. Just ask little Timmy, who once walked in and saw a patient doing something extraordinary during treatment. The child’s eyes widened as he whispered to his mom, ‘Mommy, why is that man talking to himself like a chicken?’ The doctor was just explaining to another patient how their spine was like a wiggly worm, and needed some gentle coaxing back into shape. Mom smiled and reassured little Timmy, ‘He’s not crazy, honey—he’s just helping people feel better.’

4. At Abide Chiropractic, patients often leave feeling better than when they came in—literally. One day, a regular exclaimed, 'Doc, I feel like I could run a marathon!' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe not that far, but definitely further than you did yesterday.' Another patient, a delivery driver, joked, ‘Doc, if I feel this good, can I deliver pizzas without breaking any speed limits?’ The doc smiled and said, “Absolutely—not even close to them!” And everyone laughed, leaving Abide Chiropractic with smiles on their faces.