About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Meijer gas station, a regular shouted one day, ‘Did you see that? The pump just talked back!’ Since then, some customers swear they hear whispers when filling up. One night, a delivery driver filled up and claimed he saw an old man in overalls cleaning the pumps. When others looked, nobody was there. Ever since, late-night fill-ups feel like eavesdropping on an ongoing conversation—until someone finally blurts out, ‘Hey, do any of you guys work here?’
2. At Meijer gas station, a regular asked one morning, ‘Why does the same delivery driver always look so sleepy?’ ‘He must be up really early,’ said the regular. The next day, the driver arrived wide-eyed and perky. ‘Morning!’ he chirped. But as soon as he drove off, his head drooped again, and he yawned so big you could see his teeth from across the lot. Turns out, he was just greeting everyone with enthusiasm.’
3. At Meijer gas station, a regular overheard an odd announcement on the intercom: 'Attention, please fill your tanks before sundown or risk being stranded in our parking lot!' A delivery driver laughed and said, ‘I’ll just top off my tank now—better safe than sorry!’ A few minutes later, as the sun began dipping below the horizon, everyone watched curiously as the pumps stopped working exactly at sunset. A regular quipped, ‘Guess they’re not kidding after all.’ But then, a friendly mechanic walked out with flashlights and said, “Don’t worry, folks—it’s just our little Meijer tradition!” The end.
4. At dawn, when most people were still asleep, a regular pulled into the Meijer gas station and noticed something strange. The neon sign above the pumps flickered ominously, spelling out words in random order: ‘Fuel Available… Now Open… Sale Today.’ As he approached the counter, the cashier—a friendly old lady—smiled warmly and asked, 'Morning, sir! How much do you need?' The man scratched his head, confused but amused. Turning back outside, he saw that the sign now read: 'Sale Today… Now Open… Fuel Available.' He laughed and said, 'Just fill it up, ma’am!'