About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular walked into Passport Health Englewood Travel Clinic one morning and asked, ‘Have you ever seen someone get lost in your waiting room?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Not that I recall.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in, completely lost, muttering, “I thought this was Passport Health Englewood Delivery Service.” Everyone burst out laughing, including the guy who had started it all.
2. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Passport Health Englewood Travel Clinic with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed a sign taped to the glass: ‘Closed for annual alien check-up’. Curious, the driver knocked on the door. A sleepy nurse poked her head out and yawned, ‘Just a minute, it’s our annual UFO sighting review.’ She waved him in, muttering something about ‘another boring day at work’. The driver left, shaking his head and smiling, thinking, ‘Englewood sure does have some interesting characters!’
3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Passport Health Englewood Travel Clinic with an unusual package. The receptionist looked puzzled as he said, 'This is for Dr. Johnson's vacation itinerary.' Inside was a small box wrapped in bright paper, but no note. Curious, the receptionist opened it to find… a bottle of sunscreen and a handwritten card that read: ‘For your next adventure—don’t forget SPF!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another friendly neighborhood prank.
4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Passport Health Englewood Travel Clinic with an unusual package. As he unloaded it, he noticed something odd—a small, mysterious envelope taped to the side of the crate. Curious, he opened the envelope and found inside a note scribbled in childish handwriting: ‘Please take good care of our new pet turtle, Mr. Shellington.’ Turns out, someone’s kid had accidentally shipped their aquatic friend instead of sending them via regular mail. The end result was a very confused delivery guy and a relieved staff who now had a new office mascot.