Advanced Dental Care of Englewood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the parking lot—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspaper. Curious, he picked it up and found an ancient-looking key inside. He opened the keyhole on the door and, much to his surprise, it fit perfectly! Inside was an old photo album filled with pictures of the dentist’s great-grandfather posing with patients from decades ago. The delivery guy ended up becoming quite the local celebrity for his discovery, and now everyone jokes that Advanced Dental Care has ‘keys to your heart—and maybe even your past!’

2. In the quiet hallway of Advanced Dental Care of Englewood, a curious object appeared one morning. A regular patient, picking up his prescription, found an old, dusty harmonica nestled among the dental floss and mouthwash samples. Curious, he picked it up and gave it a try—only to discover that it played a perfect tune in E minor. Word spread quickly through town, and soon enough, every time someone visited the dentist, they left with more than just their teeth cleaned. The harmonica became a symbol of good luck for patients, and even the delivery drivers started humming along as they drove around Englewood.

3. In the waiting room of Advanced Dental Care of Englewood, an elderly gentleman cleared his throat and declared: ‘I’ve been coming here for years, but today I’m absolutely certain my teeth are talking to each other!’ A young delivery driver leaned over curiously. ‘Really?’ he asked. The old man nodded solemnly, then whispered back, ‘They’re arguing about whose turn it is to see Dr. Smith next.’ Everyone in the room burst out laughing, including the teeth.

4. In the dimly lit reception area of Advanced Dental Care of Englewood, a voice whispered, 'I think I just saw someone brush their teeth with a vacuum cleaner!' Suddenly, an old lady in a wheelchair giggled and said, ‘Oh, that was my husband trying to floss his dentures with dental floss from the dryer!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it wasn’t really scary after all.