Physicians Weight Clinic Inc.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the clinic’s parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious but cautious, he left it be and continued his route.} As days passed, more packages appeared—all identical, all unmarked. Finally, a nosy neighbor decided to peek inside one during a storm. Inside was nothing but old newspapers and an anonymous note reading: ‘Try our new weight loss program! Results guaranteed—or your next package will be heavier.’ Everyone had a good laugh—and no one ever gained weight from that clinic again.

2. In the early afternoon, a nurse glanced out the window and saw something unusual—an old man wearing nothing but a sign that read ‘World’s Lightest Patient.’ He was standing in front of the clinic, waving at passersby. Curious, she went outside to investigate. The old man smiled and said, 'I just wanted everyone to know I lost all my weight!' Turns out he was a regular who always complained about gaining too much during holidays. Everyone laughed, including the nurse, who later found out his sign was actually from a local costume shop.

3. In the middle of the night, a worried neighbor called the clinic, saying, ‘I keep hearing strange noises coming from your building!’ The doctor calmly replied, 'That’s quite normal—we’re just helping our patients lose weight by gently shaking them awake!' The neighbor laughed and said goodnight, never suspecting the truth behind those midnight jiggles.

4. In the middle of the night, a worried neighbor called the clinic, saying, ‘I thought I heard someone whispering “lose weight fast” outside your fence.’ The doctor calmly replied, 'That’s our new hypnosis technique for late-night cravings.' The next day, everyone in the neighborhood received an anonymous flyer advertising: "Lose Weight Fast—Just Whisper Our Secret Phrase!" A delivery driver later joked, 'Maybe that’s why our packages always disappear so quickly around here.'