Costco Gasoline

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costco Gasoline, where lines are always long but never too long for gossip, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Smith pulled up one day and declared, 'I bet you don't see many cars like mine filling up here!' As he opened his car door, everyone noticed it was a vintage Cadillac from the 50s—completely restored, gleaming under the sun. Mr. Smith grinned, ‘This baby gets better mileage than most modern cars!’ A delivery driver whispered to his colleague, ‘Next time I’ll drive my old truck instead of that Prius.’ The line laughed, and soon enough, stories about Mr. Smith’s antique ride became part of Costco Gasoline’s legendary lore.

2. At Costco Gasoline, where lines are always long but never too long for gossip, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’d rather wait here than pay those prices anywhere else!’ Finally, an old neighbor chimed in, ‘Hey, if you’re so worried about gas prices, why not just ride your bike?’ The delivery driver grinned and replied, ‘Because then I’d have to carry my coffee with me!’

3. At Costco Gasoline, where lines are always long but never too long for gossip, one day a delivery driver noticed something strange: every time he filled up, his car radio played the same old song from decades ago—like an invisible DJ had set it on repeat. One morning, a neighbor stopped by and asked if anyone else heard that song. Turns out, everyone did—but nobody remembered what it was called. So they named it ‘The Unnamed Song of Costco.’ Now, whenever someone mentions it, people just smile and say, ‘Oh yeah, that old tune from Costco!’

4. At Costco Gasoline, where lines are always long but never too long for gossip, one day a regular asked with a straight face: ‘Do you guys ever run out of gas?’ A delivery driver chimed in, grinning: ‘Only once—when they were testing the emergency generators!’ The regular laughed heartily and replied: ‘Well, then I’ll take my chances.’ And so he did, every week without fail.