About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Charlie Clark INFINITI in El Paso and noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in old newspaper, with no return address or label. The delivery driver opened it carefully, revealing a dusty old clock radio from the 80s. He shrugged, plugged it in, and suddenly found himself listening to an old-timey station playing nothing but endless loops of 'In the Year 2000'. Everyone at the dealership thought it was hilarious—except for poor Charlie, who had to explain to his neighbors why their classic rock station had been replaced by futuristic techno-jazz for three days straight.
2. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon, asking if anyone had seen their lost pet parrot. The salespeople shook their heads, but then noticed something odd: every time someone mentioned ‘Infinity’ aloud near the showroom, they heard a faint squawk from inside. Finally, an old delivery driver mentioned that he always heard strange noises coming from Charlie’s office. One day, when everyone held their breath, out popped a tiny blue bird with an infinite craving for seeds! It turned out Charlie named him ‘Inifinity Jr.’ and now the whole dealership jokes that it’s the only car salesman who never misses a sale.
3. One day, while customers were browsing cars outside Charlie Clark INFINITI, an old sign on the wall started flashing randomly: ‘INFINITI FOR SALE—ONLY ONE LEFT!’ Nobody knew whose car it was or why it kept appearing out of nowhere. Suddenly, a delivery driver walked up and said, 'Hey, that's my car!' Turns out he had accidentally left his keys inside during lunch break. Everyone laughed as they watched him awkwardly try to explain to Mr. Clark that he’d been trying to sell his own vehicle. The sign stopped blinking after that, but everyone still talks about how Charlie’s lot became the place where you could buy—or maybe just rent—for a day—the last remaining INFINITI.
4. One evening, a curious neighbor knocked on the showroom door and asked, ‘Do you sell unicorn cars here?’ The salesman smiled and replied, 'No, but we do have some pretty unique vehicles!' The neighbor laughed and said, 'Well, I'll keep an eye out for that unicorn car then.' And with a wave, he walked away whistling. To this day, Charlie Clark still gets occasional visitors asking if they can test-drive a unicorn.