1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd: the security light seemed to flicker in time with his heartbeat. Finally, the receptionist took the package and said it was just another donation of feminine products. The relieved delivery driver went home, only to discover that his own wife had ordered a new mattress online. Turns out, everyone was delivering something that night.