Smith & Heymann Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Smith & Heymann Orthodontics and noticed something odd. The sign above the door seemed to be winking at him. Curious, he parked his truck and approached the building. As he got closer, the sign waved like an old friend greeting him. Startled, he knocked on the door, but no one answered. Inside, he heard faint laughter coming from behind a closed door. Eventually, an orthodontist poked his head out, apologizing for the prank: ‘Just testing your reaction time for future emergencies!’

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Smith & Heymann Orthodontics and noticed something peculiar: every patient seemed to be whispering in their sleep. Curious, he leaned closer and heard one mumble, ‘Finally, my retainer’s not too tight.’ The driver smiled, shook his head, and drove off, wondering if everyone in town was having an orthodontic dream that day.

3. A little girl visiting her uncle's orthodontist office pointed excitedly out the window one day. ‘Look!’ she exclaimed. ‘Is that a dinosaur?’ Her parents and the receptionist looked puzzled but saw nothing unusual until they glanced down to see… until they glanced down to see an enormous model dinosaur perched on top of the neighboring building, waving its plastic tail in the breeze. Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another day at Smith & Heymann Orthodontics—where even dinosaurs come for straight teeth.

4. One autumn afternoon, while patients were settling in for their appointments, an unusual sound filled the air—a soft, rhythmic clicking that seemed to come from the walls themselves. The clicking grew louder and more persistent until it became clear—it was coming from the old grandfather clock in the waiting room. Everyone burst out laughing as they realized the ticking had been mistaken for something sinister. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Smith & Heymann’s office, people would wink and say, ‘That place has some serious orthodontic rhythm!’