Sam's Club

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Sam’s Club, where long lines are common, a delivery driver once growled under his breath, ‘This line moves slower than my morning coffee!’ Little did he know that from then on, every Tuesday, the checkout process would mysteriously slow down until lunchtime. On Wednesdays, when a new cashier started work, customers noticed their bags took an extraordinarily long time to be packed. It turned out she was meticulously organizing items into alphabetical order—by brand name! Finally, one Thursday afternoon, after weeks of slow service, everyone cheered when an old neighbor walked in and shouted, 'Finally, some normalcy!'

2. At Sam’s Club, where long lines are common, a delivery driver once growled into the microphone during an announcement: ‘Next in line, please bring your own shopping cart!’ A few minutes later, another voice crackled over the PA: ‘And while you’re waiting, could someone help our friendly driver push his cart back inside?’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, everyone was laughing together.

3. At Sam’s Club, where long lines are common, a delivery driver once growled into the microphone: ‘Attention, everyone—we’re out of toilet paper!’ Then pandemonium erupted as customers scrambled for hand sanitizer and tissues. A nearby neighbor quipped, 'Guess they’ll be using their phones to wipe!' Everyone laughed, and soon the line moved again.

4. At Sam’s Club, where long lines are common, a delivery driver once growled into his radio so loudly that everyone in line heard it clearly over their own conversations. As he continued grumbling, someone from the queue quipped back, ‘Hey, pal, you sound like my neighbor when he tries to fix the lawnmower!’ The whole line burst out laughing, and suddenly waiting for gas felt less like an ordeal and more like sharing a communal joke.