About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Michael Jordan Nissan and noticed an unusual message scrawled on the windshield: ‘Your car is now flying—enjoy the ride!’ He laughed it off until he tried starting the engine, only to discover that the steering wheel had vanished. Confused, he looked around and saw the steering wheel floating in mid-air, gently bobbing like a toy balloon. With a shrug, our hero got out of the car, stretched his arms, and said, 'Well, looks like I’ll be walking today.' As he walked away whistling, a neighbor passing by smiled and remarked, ‘Nice wheels you’ve got there.’
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Michael Jordan Nissan, confused by the strange sound coming from inside. As he approached the door, he heard a voice saying, ‘No, man, you can’t park here—this is my spot!’ Turned out it was just a neighbor claiming his parking space. The delivery guy laughed it off and made his delivery without further ado.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Michael Jordan Nissan one afternoon, scratching his head as he heard someone mutter, ‘Why is that truck so familiar?’ As he approached the showroom door, a neighbor walked out, glancing at the truck and saying, ‘Hey, isn’t that your company vehicle? I saw it earlier today!’ The delivery driver’s face turned red with embarrassment, realizing he’d accidentally left work in uniform. A regular customer overheard and laughed, offering him a ride home in exchange for a free oil change—‘After all,’ he winked, ‘you’re already our most loyal test-drive customer.’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Michael Jordan Nissan one evening, puzzled by the sound of excited barking coming from inside. As he opened the door, a tiny, hyperactive puppy bounded towards him, tail wagging furiously. ‘Excuse me,’ said the delivery driver, scratching his head, ‘but isn’t this place supposed to sell cars?’ A nearby employee smiled and replied, ‘Yep, but today’s special is adoption!’