Lexitas

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Lexitas, late one night, a delivery driver noticed something strange. The air seemed to hum with an eerie, low-pitched tone, like distant bees buzzing in perfect harmony. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but flickering shadows on the walls. Suddenly, an old man appeared in the hallway, smiling warmly and saying, 'Ah, you’ve found us! We’re just testing our new sound therapy for insomnia.' Turns out, Lexitas was actually a sleep clinic that used soothing tones to help patients drift off. The delivery driver left with a free sample of their calming mix, and from then on, his nights were filled with gentle hums instead of honking trucks.

2. At Lexitas, during an early morning shift, a nurse overheard a peculiar announcement over the intercom: ‘If you’re feeling particularly thirsty today, please consider drinking extra water.’ Everyone looked around curiously, but no one mentioned it again until the next day when the same message repeated itself. Soon enough, everyone in the hospital started hearing the message—doctors, nurses, even patients. One curious delivery driver asked aloud, 'Why would anyone drink more water?' A gruff old janitor replied, 'Probably someone’s trying to make us all pee like clockwork!' And from that day on, whenever anyone heard the message, they’d just smile and say, “Ah, must be Lexitas’ little joke.”

3. At Lexitas, while filling out forms one afternoon, a doctor muttered under his breath, ‘I’ve seen everything now.’ His colleague glanced up curiously but didn’t ask why. Later that day, an elderly gentleman walked in with a peculiar form. After studying it for a moment, the doctor exclaimed, 'This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!' The receptionist smiled knowingly and said, 'Welcome to Lexitas, sir.'

4. At Lexitas, on a foggy morning, a receptionist heard a patient ask: ‘Doctor, does my prescription come with a side effect of eternal youth?’ The receptionist blinked twice and replied, 'I’m not sure, but I’ll check.' Suddenly, an old man from behind said, 'Young lady, it’s just indigestion—again!' Everyone laughed, including the doctor who walked out, muttering something about another Lexitas legend.